Thank You God For Not Making Anything Worse Happen!
I recommend you try saying this phrase instead of God damnit, when trivial problems come your way. It is quite sad that this has become a common thing to say..
Some people now a'days would curse God if their Ferrari got a flat tire, after they did a 100 foot burnout in a school zone, while drunk. Then they expect god to be great to them the next day.. As they constantly curse him.
